Prime Minister Orders Royal Commission Into Media's Obsession With Roxy Jacenko

The Prime Minister says he's embarrassed about the Australian media's "unwarranted obsession" with PR Queen Roxy Jacenko.

"I don't like it, I don't understand it," says Scott Morrison. "We don't want to be like the United States and give people attention for absolutely no reason."

After last night's interview with Jacenko and her husband on Channel 7, the PM has ordered a Royal Commission into why she remains in the media spotlight.

"Yes, Roxy has had health issues and her husband has had legal issues, but why the ongoing media attention? I know she works in PR, but isn't she meant to get coverage for clients instead of herself?"

For her part, Ms Jacenko says she welcomes the Royal Commission. In a press release sent to Double Bay Today she wrote:

"I look forward to the inquiry. I've got a whole wardrobe full of new clothes to wear to the hearings. I'm available for interviews and photo shoots at any time."

The inquiry is scheduled to begin on February 4 next year

(Double Bay Today is a satire news website)