Notorious Poo Jogger Loses Highly Paid Job; 'I Couldn't Give a Shit,' He Says

Poo jogger and corporate executive Andrew Macintosh's career maybe in tatters, but the 64 year old says he "couldn't give a shit."

"If I'm being totally honest, the only thing I'm thinking about now is where I'm going to take my next dump."

Andrew Macintosh has been fined after being busted on camera defecating on a private pathway near his home.

In an exclusive interview with Double Bay Today, he's revealed his motive.

"I've always been very careful to ensure my wife never hears me taking a crap. In the 40 years we've been together, I've never done a shit when she's been at home."

His long-held phobia has led to a public poo fetish.

"There is nothing more thrilling than taking a massive dump on some random person's property," he says. "I won't be stopping either. I'll just have to mix up the locations a bit."

(Double Bay Today is a satire news website.)