Uneducated Man Posts Long-winded Rant Suggesting Entirely New Political System
- romyover
- Aug 24, 2018
- 1 min read

A random Sydney man has taken to Facebook to highlight his concerns for Australia's future.
In the wake of yesterday's leadership vote, sales rep Jonah Wilbury has authored a 450-word status update suggesting a completely new political system.
"We should be governed by randomly selected decision makers who have been chosen from a pool of eligible citizens," proposed the 29 year old. "Kind of like jury duty."
It's understood his inspiration came while watching sci-fi movies and smoking bongs in the early hours of this morning.
"There are so many things wrong with Australian politics right now," he continued. "We need a complete overhaul."
Political analysts are warning people to ignore anyone suggesting alternate forms of governance.
"We often see these types of outpourings on social media at times of political instability," says Simon Bond from the Australian Political Advisory Association.
At the time of publishing this article, Jonah Wilbury's status update had 2 likes and one comment which said; "get off the bongs mate."
More to come.
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