

Opal Developers Now Claim Cracks Caused By Heavy Bass At Nearby Dance Party
Developers of the troubled Opal Tower at Sydney's Olympic Park now say cracks in the building were caused by a recent dance party nearby....


#BREAKING: Share Bike Left Standing Upright, Undamaged, In A Considerate, Practical Location
A local council says it's been "pleasantly surprised" to find a share bike parked fully intact, completely undamaged, standing upright in...


Usman Khawaja's Brother Overlooked For Selection In Prison Cricket Team
Usman Khawaja's brother Arsalan has failed to impressed selectors at Long Bay jail after struggling at the crease in the four games he's...


Panel Beater Buys Ounce Of Meth To Get Him Through Influx Of Hail Damage Work
A Sydney panel beater is gearing himself up for a surge of work following yesterday's damaging hail storm. "We were planning to close for...


#Breaking: Premier To Work As Cop On New Years Eve
The NSW Premier has announced she'll be joining the ranks of the police force on New Years Eve. "Sydney's police officers always do an...


#Breaking: Karl Stefanovic's Ex-Wife Announced As New Host Of Today Show
Cassandra Thorburn has been announced as the new host of the Today show, filling the role vacated by her ex-husband Karl Stefanovic....


Rich Man With Hot Wife Gives Zero Fucks About Losing Job On Today Show
Karl Stefanovic says he couldn't give a fuck about being axed as co-host of the Today show. "I've been over that job for years," he told...


NSW Government Now Considering Lock Out Laws For Convenience Stores
The state government says it's begun debating the merits of lock out laws for NSW convenience stores. "We believe this is a step in the...


Mundine Trials At Central Coast Mariners One Day After Quitting Boxing
Former Rugby League player and boxer Anthony Mundine has taken the next brave step in his sporting journey. The 43 year old has begun...


Cheika Unable To Hear Calls For His Resignation Due To Severe Cauliflower Ears
Doctors say Michael Cheika's cauliflower ears are preventing him from hearing the growing calls for him to step down as Wallabies Coach....