#Breaking News: Honey Badger Rejects The Current Miss Universe
The Honey Badger has delivered yet another disappointing blow, this time rejecting the current Miss Universe, Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters. The...
Sophie Monk Lashes Out At The Bachelor Producers
The internet went into overdrive tonight after former Bachelorette Sophie Monk tweeted heavy criticism of the hit reality TV Bachelor...
Maroubra Man Suddenly Starts Referring To The Roosters As 'We'
A Maroubra man has swiftly jumped onto the Roosters bandwagon, after their 12 - 4 victory over Souths in the NRL tonight. Nic Hakobah was...
Double Bay Woman Marks Herself 'Safe' On FB After Eating Strawberry Without Needle
As Australia's strawberry needle contamination scare widens, a Sydney woman has today consumed a strawberry and come off completely...
Uneducated Man Posts Long-winded Rant Suggesting Entirely New Political System
A random Sydney man has taken to Facebook to highlight his concerns for Australia's future. In the wake of yesterday's leadership vote,...
#Breaking: Millions of Aussies Pretend To Care About Politics
Facebook feeds around the nation have gone into overdrive this afternoon, as millions of random Australians share their views on...
#Breaking: Usain Bolt To Challenge Malcolm Turnbull For Prime Minister
Another shock contender for the Liberal leadership has thrown his hat into the ring. "I believe I might have the numbers," sprinting...
Girl does status update asking question she could have easily Googled
A Facebook status update left by 24 year old Amy Cooper has caused a stir among her friends. It read: 'Facebook brains trust: Who is the...
Man Running Away From Where His Dog Just Pooped On Path
Sydney's own 'Poo Dogger' is believed to be on the run around the eastern suburbs. It's understood the man, Henry Sayer, is regularly...
NSW Pubs Now Banned From Showing 'Hot' Women In Promotional Material
The state government has introduced tough new laws aimed at stamping out sexism in the hospitality industry. From next month all venues...