Maroubra Man Suddenly Starts Referring To The Roosters As 'We'
A Maroubra man has swiftly jumped onto the Roosters bandwagon, after their 12 - 4 victory over Souths in the NRL tonight. Nic Hakobah was...
Double Bay Woman Marks Herself 'Safe' On FB After Eating Strawberry Without Needle
As Australia's strawberry needle contamination scare widens, a Sydney woman has today consumed a strawberry and come off completely...
Uneducated Man Posts Long-winded Rant Suggesting Entirely New Political System
A random Sydney man has taken to Facebook to highlight his concerns for Australia's future. In the wake of yesterday's leadership vote,...
#Breaking: Millions of Aussies Pretend To Care About Politics
Facebook feeds around the nation have gone into overdrive this afternoon, as millions of random Australians share their views on...
#Breaking: Usain Bolt To Challenge Malcolm Turnbull For Prime Minister
Another shock contender for the Liberal leadership has thrown his hat into the ring. "I believe I might have the numbers," sprinting...
Man Running Away From Where His Dog Just Pooped On Path
Sydney's own 'Poo Dogger' is believed to be on the run around the eastern suburbs. It's understood the man, Henry Sayer, is regularly...
NSW Pubs Now Banned From Showing 'Hot' Women In Promotional Material
The state government has introduced tough new laws aimed at stamping out sexism in the hospitality industry. From next month all venues...
Craig Foster To Enter Politics After Spending Last 2 Weeks Talking But Not Actually Saying Anything
SBS Chief Football Analyst Craig Foster isn't letting Australia's World Cup elimination bring him down. The former Socceroo, also known...
SBS's Craig Foster Caught Sabotaging Optus Servers
SBS Chief Football Analyst Craig Foster has been caught sabotaging Optus servers to ensure World Cup ratings success for SBS. The...
McDonald's Ditching Plastic Straws, But Not Plastic Food
Fast-food chain McDonald's has announced it's switching to paper straws at all its UK locations. "We will also begin testing plastic...